• stormtrooper coffee
    December 17, 2015

    Fool’s Gold: Hipstar Wars

    Wouldn’t you just once like to discover the next big thing before it’s cool? Think of those bastards who saw young Bob Dylan in coffee shops. They...
  • dog shoe
    December 10, 2015

    Fool’s Gold: To the Dogs

    My local humane society runs a no-kill shelter, which is the most compassionate way to treat the poor, helpless volunteers. Otherwise, someone would j...
  • massage
    December 3, 2015

    Fool’s Gold: A Man’s Kneads

    The basic idea of a massage is to soothe and relax your body and mind, which you accomplish by going into a dim and unfamiliar room, taking off all yo...
  • boxes
    November 26, 2015

    Fool’s Gold: Stuffed

    Thanksgiving is the one pure North American holiday, free of politics and commercialism and historical accuracy. Most people like to celebrate the war...
  • home plate
    November 19, 2015

    Fool’s Gold: Just Keep Swinging

    [DISCLAIMER: This is not your regular Fool’s Gold. Why? Because baseball is over for the year. The season is dead. But the spirit of the sport is ju...
stormtrooper coffee

Fool’s Gold: Hipstar Wars

Wouldn’t you just once like to discover the next big thing before it’s cool? Think of those bastards who saw young Bob Dylan in coffee shops. They could not have…

dog shoe

Fool’s Gold: To the Dogs

My local humane society runs a no-kill shelter, which is the most compassionate way to treat the poor, helpless volunteers. Otherwise, someone would jailbreak every death row inmate in direct…

massage

Fool’s Gold: A Man’s Kneads

The basic idea of a massage is to soothe and relax your body and mind, which you accomplish by going into a dim and unfamiliar room, taking off all your…

boxes

Fool’s Gold: Stuffed

Thanksgiving is the one pure North American holiday, free of politics and commercialism and historical accuracy. Most people like to celebrate the warm-and-fuzzy animal sacrifice side of Thanksgiving. And that’s…

home plate

Fool’s Gold: Just Keep Swinging

[DISCLAIMER: This is not your regular Fool’s Gold. Why? Because baseball is over for the year. The season is dead. But the spirit of the sport is just hibernating. In…

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Fool’s Gold: Let Them Eat Squash!

If something family-friendly can be done with a pumpkin, it has been done at the Circleville Pumpkin Show. Circleville is a small town in central Ohio whose most notable feature…

playboy

Fool’s Gold: Nippless

I am surprised to find myself thrilled that Playboy has nipped the nip. If you do not share the interests I have had since age 15, you may not have…

breakfast

Fool’s Gold: Smartphoney

I have recently turned on to mindfulness. The basic idea of mindfulness is to become fully present and engaged with one’s own body, thoughts, emotions, and surroundings in any given…

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Fool’s Gold: Blow Hard

I need a new way in which to excel in life. So I am learning the harmonica, because the harmonica is more romantic and versatile than the Jew’s harp. Historical…

Game Recap: Park Hill 29 – Park Hill South 3 – 9/18/15

A high wind and intermittent showers couldn’t dampen the spirits of this District rivalry game – no matter what their records. 3-1 Park Hill opened the scoring in the first…